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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The Paint Color that Started it All...

Oh hello again.  Happy New Years Eve folks.  Getting drunk tonight?  Me too.



What better way to start the New Year than having only one more room left in your house to paint?  It is such a good feeling!  For all you crazed paint freaks out there you know what I am talking about.

Here is a joke for you.  What do you call an insane lady who paints the rooms in her house 24 different colors? Me.  Ahaha!

Paint can change the look and feel of any room, so when you are like me, and you love that little word change, it can be a super lethal combination financially and physically.  I mean, if you think about it, an average gallon of paint costs $25.00-$30.00, right?  In a perfect world one gallon of paint would cover each room, but because the world isn't perfect sometimes, you would have to factor in multiple gallons of paint per room.  Let's pretend the world is perfect for a moment though.  Even if I took the low-end price tag of a gallon of paint, multiplying that by 24 still comes out to $600.00.  What could you do with $600.00?  A lot.  Sadly, we have the most expensive walls-- that I know of-- in our neighborhood.  I can't fathom too many paint-crazies on one street.  So, how the hell did we end up with $600.00+ in paint?  Well, here is my side of the story.

When we first started living in our home, the walls were painted all shades of brown-gold colors and muted taupe's.  It felt pretty drab.  Can you relate to this?  Is there a color that makes you feel gloomy and down?  Taupe and poop brown did it for me.  Growing up, when I was asked what my favorite color was, my first answer was A. Rainbow than B. Yellow.  My third?  White... yes, it is a shade or pigment, not a color.  I felt really compelled to paint the rooms in our house various colors of the rainbow thinking that this is what a house needs to feel like a home.  Mind you, this was our first house together!  It was the first time I could do whatever I wanted and didn't need permission to do it!  I went color-crazy!  I would paint the bathroom green.  After a month I got over the green and tried blue, then back to another vibrant hue.  I dreamed of Behr paint color, the paint colorist at the hardware store knew me by name, and I had enough leftover paint sticks to make a paint stick chandelier.  You think I sound nuts now?  Just wait.  Our upstairs bathroom was painted a total of five colors in seven years.  Our bedroom was painted five times, the guest bedroom was painted three times.  The living room had three different wall colors- none coordinating- at one point.  Coming from a person who thrives on change, I knew it was too much when I came home one day and couldn't find a place in the house I didn't want to pick apart.  There was too much chaos and too many colors competing with one another.  It was then that I knew I needed to make another change.  



Up until a couple of years ago when I got that itch to paint another room, I typically headed to hardware stores for the masses.  I would skim the color samples, without really knowing what I was looking for, and picked a color up thinking "eh, that looks okay."  As nice as the employees are, I really feel like I wasn't getting the help I needed.  There were color mixers, but there wasn't anyone who really knew color.  After doing a little digging online about popular paint brands I came across Benjamin Moore.  After reading countless reviews I summed it up to be the West Elm/CB2 of paints.  The quality is high, the colors are stylish, yet it was affordable enough.  Hirshfields in Rochester carried BM.  I remember going in there as a kid when my dad had his own painting business.  I really had no idea what I was in for.  I just knew the vibe I wanted the space in my home to give off.  I was really looking for something light and airy, clean and refreshing, modern and crisp, but warm.  Is that too much to ask?  Clearly looking frazzled, I had a paint goddess with the warmest smile approach me.  I forgot what overwhelmed felt like. We discussed what I was looking for and no sooner did I finish my criteria when she handed me a color swatch.  Manchester Tan.



Isn't it so multifaceted?  So perfect?  So refreshing yet homey?  I barely made it through the door before the top of the paint can was ripped off and the paint was on the walls.  The whole living room/kitchen space was painted in two days.  Determination, mang!  This paint dug something up in me.  I no longer felt frustrated and incompetent when it came to decorating and designing.  This paint made me feel something.  Hope possibly?  Maybe it was the fact that this paint color finally made our house a home.  All because of one paint color.  Thank you Hirshfields. Thank you Manchester Tan.  Thank you Paint Goddess.

Oh, and if you want to hear Shane's side of the story: I am nuts and I like to spend money on paint we didn't need.  I think both sides of the story are justified.  Then again, I think he is happy and content with the paint color, and even more so the fact that our living area will never be painted again. (signed in blood, Jenna)

In all seriousness though, I've heard that you should live in your home for at least a year... or even two... before you start the re-decorating/re-designing process.  If you don't wait, you will end up like us and have super expensive walls, an even unhappier household bank account, and high blood pressure.  Make sure you actually follow through with the patch testing on the wall instead of just giving it a go.  In the end there will be a lot less work for you.  I guess that would be the moral of this blog story.

Here are some snap shots of me, the hubs, and our living room wall colors in our home from years past.  You just have to look at the background really hard.



Current paint color: Manchester Tan by BM



This is a rather strange teal-blue color that made an appearance for a while.  That is also my favorite brother in law.  He is a meteorologist.  Smart guy, smart ass.



I want to stab that scary brown paint color too!  Right in the face!

The proof is in the pudding at how far we have come with our little splitty home, and how far we still can go.  Hope is not lost in split levels!  More past projects and future ones to come.  Until then, happy sleeping in tomorrow and thanks for reading.





Thursday, December 26, 2013

Modern Danish Chair

Hello there.  Hope you had a fantastic Happy Holiday/Merry Christmas week (trying hard to cover all of my bases between you politically and non-politically correct peeps)!  What did you get for Christmas? I got a shot gun.  Didn't see that one coming, did you?  Well, when the apocalypse comes, make sure to find me.


Anywho, we are back with another DIY post costing less than sixteen buckaroos including the chair!  Crazy you say?!  No!  We are dead serious.

I was strolling one of my favorite thrift stores, Savers, when I came across a chair that needed a little help.  Lucky me I went to Savers when they were offering a Savers Saving Card!  Ha!  All the more reason to purchase something I didn't necessarily need.

Now, what I love about Savers is it is generally the biggest used discount store among all of the other discount stores.  It would be the magical fairy goddess in the land of kings and queens.  It.has.everything.  The only thing is, you need a little time to check it out.  Similar to TJ Maxx, people move shit around all of the time so walking up and down the aisles is key.  Oh, and also make sure you donate!  Every time you donate you get a 20% off coupon.  Score!  After all of my coupons and Savers card, the chair came to a little less than five bucks.  Not too shabby.

I hightailed it to Hancock Fabrics hoping to find the most perfect fabric ever.  In the back of the store they have leftover designer fabric remnants from people who special order it, but don't quite need it all for $5.00 a yard.  I found a very danish-modern-mid-century appearing yellow plaid fabric I knew was going to be spot in with the look I was going for.  I took a yard and half and grabbed a couple packages of brown fabric tacks and off I went.  Here is the breakdown so far:

Chair- $4.78
Fabric- $7.50
Tacks- $2.25
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$14.53 + tax

Once I got home, I made Shane do the heavy lifting by bringing the chair inside.  I give him a lot of credit going back outside in 20 below temps to get a piece of garbage from my car that we didn't did need.

Look at that charm and potential!  And dust.  Check out the thick coating on the legs and seat.  Hot.

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I am not sure what was more terrible, the fabric color and half ass attempt at fixing a chair or the unearthly amount of dust and debris that came from that chair.  Although I should give credit when credit is due... I appreciate the person who made this chair SO UGLY that no one else could possibly be interested.  Every time I ripped a little fabric away a dust cloud would attack my face.  Gretzky was not a fan of the dust clouds either.


Once the tacks and fabric were successfully removed and pretty easily at that, and the wood was cleaned four times over, it was time for bed.  This is the most stressful part about projects for me.  If I don't sit down and do it from start to finish at that very moment I am interested in doing it, I don't feel like going back to it again.  Lucky for me there was no shortage of excitement with this project during my work day.  SO much excitement that I got to experience that constant frustrated-panicky-caffeine-high feeling all day long.

I finally got home to my precious.  She was right where I left her, just waiting for me to touch her all over.

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The reupholstering was relatively easy for the most part.  The biggest issue was trying to match up the fabric and keeping it tight and smooth... that's what she said...  This is a pretty novice reupholstering project for any of you who may be nervous about attempting yours for the first time.  Just take your time and DON'T PANIC!  The best way to look at it is you are the only person in the world with your piece of furniture you are working on.  Guess what else, you are helping the environment.  I can't think of better reasons to do it.

It honestly only took me a total of two-three hours from start to finish for this chair redesign.  It could have taken even less if I wasn't distracted with other things.  Behold the final product:

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Yeah Boiii!



Thursday, December 19, 2013

Kelly Green Campaign Dresser

Campaign dressers are expensive.  You can purchase a half broken version of these suckers starting in the high $300.00's.  Not sure about you, but we would rather have groceries... maybe some deodorant and toothpaste too.  So, when I saw TWO of these sad little campaign dressers hidden in dust bunnies at the local Savers, needless to say I was pretty damn stoked.  I was so stoked (do people have something against this word?) about these dressers that they sat in our garage for nearly a year.  Yep.

By the time Fall rolled around, and the ruthless Minnesota snow was going to show it's fugly face in the next couple of weeks, I decided to get cracking on the dressers while I still had the chance.  (Insert three weeks of rummaging through Google images and Pinterest)


Here are a couple of images I fell in love with.  Almost to the point of marriage. Almost.  Then again I'm fairly certain they have laws against marrying inanimate objects--
Campaign dresser
Ready to see the most fairest campaign dresser of all?  Here she blows:


Isn't she a beaut?  The laminate really makes it, eh?

The first and most obvious step was getting this gorgeous dresser cleaned from top to bottom killing the damn spiders.  I kid you not I pulled a drawer out and two ran up my arm while the other six waited in the corners to be obliterated with a Swifter Duster, until the screaming, thrashing, and running around the room shaking my arm wildly stopped that is.

Spiders were gone, dresser was scrubbed down with mild soap and water, and composure set in.  I was finally  ready to tackle this immense project.  Now, as a word of caution when working with any furniture item adorned with a veneer sticker-- before you even bring that piece home, or even give it a second thought for that matter, I would highly consider walking away, unless the piece is just too awesome or your vision is just too strong.  I honestly don't know if I would rather peel off veneer or have my knees blown off.  If you want to go ahead with the piece, use a metal spatula/butter knife type tool to really get in there.  Your finger nails will thank you.  If there is leftover residue, Goof Off Aerosol Spray works pretty well, but the downside is it smells bad.  Real bad.   Goo Gone is a solid runner up.  It has more of a syrup-like consistency that smells like oranges.  It can be a little harder to work with- but it's your nose!

(five painful hours later...)

THE FIRST CAMPAIGN DRESSER IS CLEAR FROM ALL VENEER!  Praise Jesus!  Hallelujah!  Then I remembered I had one more left.  All I could do was flip birds at the eye soar sitting in my driveway.  Because of my hostile animosity against the dresser, I managed to walk away from about six hours of additional agonizing scraping and peeling with three veneer paper cuts.  I could be all dramatic and say I almost bled out, but that would be slander.  I could tell you, however, that I painted my nails that evening.  Nail polish remover in open wounds is very distasteful.  Not a fan at all.  Dresser, you won the battle, but I really hope to win the war.

It was now time to move onto painting.  I am not going to lie, I was more or less done with the dressers.  I just wanted to slap some paint on it and be done.  So, I really think I jumped the gun with colors.  I do love a Kelly Green, but when it doesn't go with a single thing in your house, you have some issues.  More to come on reviving the color a bit in the future.

I checked out Lowes after hearing they carry the latest and greatest Valspar Pantone Universe colors.  I feel that using Pantones is a great way to cheat with color.  Those professional colorists do all of the work for you.  All you have to do is pick out the color you like.



I couldn't stop thinking about the first image from above.  I liked the green with gold accents color combo.  Without giving it a second thought I purchased the Green Flash color in a high gloss finish with primer to give the pieces a little luster.

Valspar 8-oz Pantone Green Flash Interior Satin Paint Sample

A tip with painting larger, flat surfaces on furniture:  It is good to use a small foam roller to even out the surfaces.  Also, be patient.  Make sure to put one coat on at a time with complete drying in between.  Don't be like me by being the most impatient person in the world for this kind of stuff.  Because only then you will end up with drips.  You don't want those drips.  It adds time to your project by having to buff them out, and frankly, it just doesn't look as stream-lined.  It may be a painful process now, but you might thank me later.

I gave the hardware a good clean with mild soap and water.  The hardware was solid, but gave the appearance of being in really bad shape.  I thought I would try every brand of Tarn-X to try and preserve the metal by making it shine through on it's own.  After three various brands of chemicals that did various things to metal, the filth wasn't budging, and my determination was faltering.  The next best thing was to grab the gold spray paint.

I don't know what it is about gold, but Shane has a hard time with it.  He thinks it ages everything it touches.  I wanted to shoot for a happy-medium and find a gold color that was less bright, a little more muted, and carefree looking.  I remembered I had some Antique Gold Rub N' Buff from a previous project sitting all alone in the basement.  The color is still pretty gold, but almost has a rosy tint to it.  It's a compromise, right?  I got to buffing out the hardware.  It was pretty, but not necessarily the color I was looking for.  No worries, revisions to come.  I took shortcuts- AGAIN- so best advice I could give on using a buff is to get gloves.  Doesn't matter what kind, just wear them, unless you want gold fingers for days that is.

(Antique Gold Buff N' Rub third one from the left)






The dressers were finally assembled.  I let them soak up some additional rays for the rest of the day.  It wouldn't be much time now that we won't see the sun for six months...

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The finished product (for now):




















I'm out.