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Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Ten Stupid Simple Craft Ideas

When November hits, I quickly remember how expensive the next two months are going to be.  Between Christmas presents, donations, food, ornaments, Christmas trees, blah blah blah, it adds up.  And it adds up to a lot.  By the time you get a grasp on your expenses and, like, not having a single moment to yourself on the calendar, those personal touches can fall to the wayside... just a bit.  Unless you have 20% off home decor and gifts on Cartwheel.  Then, and only then, is additional spending necessary.

In no particular order, here are my picks for crafting materials to have around the house during the holidays (and non-holidays) to save you from a bind.

1. Brown Paper Bags 

Create your own door garland with some scissors, tape, and a little imagination.


2. Perel Beads

I like Perel Beads because A. they are super colorful B. They are cheap if you consider how much product you can make and C. The sky's the limit with these suckers - legit secret santa/teacher gifts and totes adorbs gift tags.


3. Popsicle Sticks (various sizes) 

Create some big ass (or small ass) snowflakes by gluing some sticks together.


4.  Kraft Paper + Sharpie Pens

These cheap materials make awesome last minute greeting cards, you know, for that family you forgot about that didn't forget about you.


5.  Mason Jars + Petite China Dishes

This trend has been sticking around, and it won't be leaving anytime soon.  Load up on these bad boys.  Look for coupons at Hobby Lobby and Michaels for deeper discounts.  As far as trinkets go, check out places like Etsy for vintage finds, or your local thrift shop.


6.  Cardstock Paper 

Make no sew paper bunting garland with scissors, string and tape.  If you're feeling extra ambitious; make a fireplace to hang those stockings with care. A hot Toddy or two and maybe some cuddles... just not the struggle kind... is all you need to stay warm on those frigid nights.


7.  Craft Paint + Canvas Paper

Unless you are planning on painting a masterpiece, my advice is to check out brands like Folk Art and Apple Barrel for your painting needs.  I have done plenty of paintings on canvas using these vibrant hues -  for a fraction of the cost of those other super expensive acrylic paint tubes.  A single tube of craft paint will cost you around 92 cents.  And oh, the color options!

Instead of wrapped canvas, opt for canvas paper.  It's frameable, and fits nicely in your favorite gallery frames.


9. Gold Leaf Paint

With a little gold paint and a lot of imagination, you can add shimmer and shine to everything from christmas ornaments to mini figurines to canvas gift bags to black river rocks to terracotta pots to... I'll stop there.

*Recommendation: Liquid Leaf - Apply using dry bristle brush*


10. Felt

Felt has always been a tried and true crafting medium.  You can stitch it, cut it, glue it, paint it, snap it, work it, quick, erase it. Technologic. Technologic.


As far as time goes, all of these crafts took less than one hour leaving plenty of time for all of those other things that fill up your schedule.  The best part is, these crafts and materials are simple enough for you and your family to participate in.  And having three glasses of wine, minimum, will really get those creative juices flowing.  Happy designing, folks and have a splendid New Year!

Thursday, December 8, 2016

Gretzky, the Dog (Recipe Included)

With the holidays upon us, comfort food tends to be at the center of our universe - mashed potatoes, turkey, roast beef, who hash.  You get the point.

However, there are some creations on this planet who refuse to eat.  Like, not at all.  To the point of ejecting bile if the tums doesn't get the food it needs.  This little creation I'm talking about is our mutt (Golden Retriever-Catahoula Leopard mix), our pal, Gretzky.

I know this post goes against the traditional DIY activity, but I'm hoping it will still be a helpful one.

So, here is the Bud.  Adorable, right?  It's okay, you can say it.  Say it!


The first four years of Gretzky's life were filled with running to the back door, yelling at the dog to get out as soon as you heard the infamous sound of yacking.  There were days when we got home, and before we even walked up the steps, we had to grab our trusty Bissell Spot Bot 2.0.  1.0 didn't even make it a year.  And now the smell of Resolve sends us through the roof!

Sure enough, there was a pile of bile (or six) hanging out on our living room carpet.  Although we haven't caught Gretzky in the act, we are convinced he runs in circles in order to create the foamy, yellow patterns he does.

The worst part isn't the clean up, it isn't the smell, or the sound of the yacking.  It's the sound his stomach makes.  That gurgling, acidic sound.  Bleh.

We took Gretzky to the vet.  They recommended pumpkin, new kibble, banana baby food, rice, etc.  Nothing worked.  Ever.  Sure, he had a few good days in there when he ate both meals.  But that is all it was; just a few days and we were back to the puking routine.

A little over a year ago Gretzky was extremely sluggish.  He had to lay down after 30 minutes of walking - something he absolutely loved to do.  Then he started gaining weight - even with daily walks and not eating.  As it turned out, G-dog was diagnosed with Hypothyroidism.  He was put on a medication to help him with his issues, but it defeated the purpose, because he kept rejecting it.

We were to the point of having to switch his food every 2 weeks and started to take it personally.  Thought this dog must really hate us.  How did we get stuck with such a high-maintenance mutt?  He was spoiled with love, treats, walks, cuddles, belly rubs, and sleeping in a human bed every.single.night.  

And yet, barf.  Yellow bile.  Everywhere.  All of the time.

His last exam was with a new vet who recommended some human medications for Gretzky.  One, was Prilosec, the other was a generic fiber pill.  We combined these two medicines with his Thyroid medication, and that dog took a shit everywhere.  But not before throwing up everywhere.  He was so sick that you couldn't be angry with him.  He just looked at us with his sad, hound eyes.

All of us were feeling defeated at this point.  

I did some research on mixing thyroid medicine with Prilosec, and in most cases dogs became violently ill, even to the point of death.  In the garbage it went.

After a few days of recovery, we decided to try this thing again, except this time only giving him the fiber pill and his thyroid medication, all wrapped up in a Greenies Pill Pocket.  If you guys haven't tried these for pill taking, we highly recommend it.  It comes in dog and cat form.

After a week, maybe even days, we had a completely different dog.  We no longer came home to a pup hiding under things because he couldn't hold his bile in.

The only issue we were having now was his disinterest in food after the first few days of trying it.

We pleaded with him to eat.  Sat on the ground next to him with the food dish and tried reasoning with him.  He would look at us like we were crazy, or bark at us like we were crazy.  Because guess what?  We were.

Our conversations with each other, families, friends and strangers in the checkout lane revolved around the fact that our dog is a bonafide anorexic, and that was nothing to joke about.

We started paying an arm and a leg for FreshPets soft food.  They were in log form, and the gag reflex kicked in as soon as you opened the packaging.  He went through a log every week.  $7.99 per log x 35 meat logs -- well, you get the picture.  It was a lot of moola we were spending on this dude. 

Then the heavens opened up when Shane's mom sent us a recipe that they use for their dog.  We did modify it slightly to be more lean using turkey instead of beef, only because we mix it with his grain-free dry food.

Turkey Perky Slow Cooker Miracle Dog Food

Ingredients:
  • 2 1/2 pounds ground turkey (or beef)
  • 1 (15 oz.) canned kidney beans, rinsed and drained
  • 1 1/2 cups brown rice
  • 2 cups frozen butternut squash, cubed
  • 2 cups carrots, chopped
  • 3/4 cup frozen peas
  • 4 cups water
Prep:
  1. Place ground meat in slow cooker and top with rice, beans, squash, carrots and peas.
  2. Pour in 4 cups of water, then stir everything together.
  3. Cover slow cooker and cook on low for 6 hours, or on high for 3.
  4. Turn off heat and cool completely before serving.

 

 

The food isn't gorgeous to look at.  Like, at all.  Actually, it reminds me of barf.  But that is a small price to pay to have your dog look forward to eating.  Three months and counting, Gretzky has not thrown up once!  We are all so much happier.  The times that we would have spent cleaning are now designated cuddle and play time.  If you are at your wits end with your dog like we were, introduce a fiber pill with some slow cooked dog food, and retire your floor cleaner for good.

Victory.

And let us know how it goes?  Thanks for reading.


Thursday, October 27, 2016

Skeletons in Me Closet (DIY)

This is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!

I fricken love Halloween.  There is nothing better than dressing up as your alter-ego.  It's a night when modest turns to sexy, cute turns to gory, cheery turns to dark and vice versa.

Halloween came to stay in the office.  This year we are doing a "friendly" Halloween decorating competition.

A week ago I was winning, this week it's close... To reward staff for their dedication in decorating, I made a few very cheap and very simple skeleton trophies.

DIY Skeleton Trophy Supplies:

  • Wood Rounds (99 cents at JoAnn Fabrics for three)
  • Skeleton garland (Dollar Store)
  • Gold Spray Paint *Use Silver and Bronze for second and third place
  • Scissors
  • Super Glue

How To:

Remove garland skeletons from string. Cut the skeletons up and position them as desired.  Use super glue to secure positions. *I recommend assembling the skeletons prior to spray painting, that way the paint coats the adhesive for a more complete look.


Place wood rounds and skeletons on tarp in well-ventilated area. Grab the spray paint and go to town. Multiple thin coats are key.



Once dry, secure the skeleton to the wood rounds using super glue.  There are no bones about it, you've got yourself an thrilling trophy!



The past couple of years I've attempted to do something special for Halloween.  One year it was a bat tree, this year it's a super simple eyeball wreath.

DIY Eyeball Wreath Supplies:

  • Wreath (Hobby Lobby $5.99)
  • Eyeballs (Dollar Store) *I used about 5 bags
  • Glue Gun
  • Bonus: Black Spray Paint if you want to make your wreath extra spooky

How To: 

Spray paint your wreath black, glow-in-the-dark, or keep in natural.
Gather your victims eyeballs.  For reference; I used about 5 bags for a smaller grapevine wreath.


Grab your glue gun and begin securing eyeballs to the wreath.  I ran out of clear glue halfway through.  To avoid a run to the store, I ended up using red hot glue.  Bloody eyeballs.

Hang and enjoy.


Why do I feel like, somebody's watching me?

Have a safe and scary Halloween, everyone!